Static Quarterdeck
$0 forever*
- 100 MB storage
- Static HTML / CSS / JS
- Let's Encrypt SSL
- Subdomain or your domain
- Subtle footer credit included
*Fair use · Team DC reserves the right to be sardonic.
TEAM DC QUARTERDECK · DIRECTADMIN · SUPABASE READY
Your sites. Your VPS. No slot wars.
Free 100 MB static hosting. Zip in, SSL on, ship. Need PHP? Cheap plans when static isn't enough. Built by pirates who got tired of cPanel addon limits.
Cheap PHP? GPL Downloads Friendly ;)
PRICING
$0 forever*
*Fair use · Team DC reserves the right to be sardonic.
$ low · coming soon
DirectAdmin — faster than shitty cPanel. Snappy panel, clean API, zero addon-slot hostage drama.
SSG → publish → live
BIG FEATURE · PHP PLANS
Flat-file. No database drama. PHP that ships. FutureVision.Host cheap tier is built for Grav — upload, point the webroot, cache on, go live. Team DC runs Grav in production; we know the stack.
GravMUD aside: not a fork — groundswell around the castle. Host your Grav site here; explore the MUD at gravmud.site. Nothing sporked. Chief approved.
UNDER THE HOOD
Your quarterdeck. Faster than shitty cPanel. Auto-provision via API. cPanel sites stay untouched — new projects land here.
Upload zip · extract to public_html · SSL · done. ~3 MB manifesto? Fits
with room to spare.
Free tier ships a subtle line: Free Hosting By FutureVision.Host — quiet signal, not a shout.
Auth · site JSON · publish queue for Cursy Sites SaaS. Server owns the live site; cloud owns the brain.
GPL DOWNLOADS FRIENDLY · PHP PLANS
This one's for the cheap PHP tier — mirror tarballs, ship docs, run download portals and FOSS archives. We're not the morality police; we're the quarterdeck. Pirates negotiate. GPL-friendly hosting for sites that need a server, not just a zip upload.
LAUNCH PAD
Provisioning goes live as the quarterdeck spins up. Drop your email — Chief puts you on the manifest when the DirectAdmin keys turn.
Or email hello@futurevision.host · PHP waitlist? mention GPL Warez Pirates ;)